Riuva : Research Institute for Unicultural Visual Arts

Everyone knows the bestest best seiyuu in the whole wide world, including Mars and Venus, is the delectably cute Hanazawa "Kyoooorrrrr-chan" Kana right? If you were not aware of this fact, do take note right now. Also, if you fucking google her name, MY SITE COMES IN SECOND PLACE. This shows that Riuva is awesome.

It is thus my pleasure to announce we should all force ourselves to watch ToLoveRu, Blassreiter and Kyouran Kazoku Nikki because she’s in it. It’s a new cynical and sinister plot by the masterminds of the anime empire, because they know whatever shit they produce, as long as dear Kana is in it, we’ll watch the whole thing. That’s the only way we can explain how the fuck Blassreiter and ToLoveRu exist. Kyouka is still alright, as it is midly entertaining and has a cast of other cute seiyuu.

Speaking of which, Kyouka’s five children are awesome in their variety. We have a Red XIII clone, a Overman King Gainer with the adorable voice of Tamaki from Bamboo Blade, a cute little sister Kana, a buruburu jelly fish that seems to be the offspring of the octopus from Galaxy Angels, and a homosexual. Also, seiyuu of Kyouka herself, Fujimura Ayumi, shows some l33t skills in terms of speed and articulation. See the ending song to believe it.

Oh and I noticed a trend. All shows that Fukuyama Jun is cast in SHOW WHY MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN. See Code Geass: Zero rules women and make them kill themselves. See Ookiku Furikabutte: women can’t play baseball. See Amatsuki: Women don’t know science. See SA: Women get 2nd place in life. See Inukami: Everyone loves Keita. See Macross Frontier: Men pilot cool mecha and save the day, women sing.

So as of week 2 in the new spring season:

1. Blassreiter is still shit.
2. All the girly shows are shit.
3. Code Geass R2 is awesome.
4. Tower of Druaga is, sadly, not like the first episode, but rather more like the hidden first episode. Yet it is still very good.
5. Macross Frontier is awesome.
6. Maid guy is … awesome. In a different way. In the same way as being delighted when your friends expose their hairy asses in public.
7. Kyouka is awesome in terms of seiyuu.
8. ToLoveRu is shit. Even the much-vaunted fanservice is missing because the characters just look ugly in the anime compared to the manga.
9. Kanokon is shit in a I-would-still-watch way. It is Girls Bravo MK III.
10. Amatsuki is awesome. It shows why Men are Better than Women.
11. Kurenai is awesome. It actually has naked lolis without it being sexual at all. Unless you’re a lolicon I suppose.
12. SA is alright. It is a (School Rumble + Ouran)/4.
13. Soul Eater is awesome.
14. RD is quite boring. I’m starting to think Masamune Shirow is kind of overrated. Nice concepts but maybe these shows have to be marathoned. I stopped Ghost Hound halfway too.
15. Himitsu is alright. The girly men scare me though.

I wonder if I’ve missed anything?