ANIME’S EVIL!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
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Loading ...To all morally-upright human beings out there:
It is time we stood up against the dirty plague of evil that’s tainting our children’s minds. Anime, or better known as Cartoons by Satan Worshippers, is the number 1 cause of juvenile violence, malnutrition, vice and other social ills. It has been reported that 67 percent of teenagers in our once-great Land of the Free, the AMERICA, have watched anime, and a startling revelation shows that these 67% all have been corrupted.
While all anime are evil, some are more evil than others. Watch out for these shows especially, if not your child will be doomed forever.
Naruto
This show is all about instigating violence and child soldiers. "Naruto" is the story of how child soldiers are trained and used by warlords, brainwashed into blood-thirsty killers who have no hesitation in killing and mutilating other children. The children are praised upon successful killings and they are even taught to perform bloody rituals to summon demonic beasts, the spawn of Satan. The characters frequently draw evil diagrams with blood for this purpose.
Children as young as 12 are brutally trained in military skills and made to fight. The creators of this anime must have been behind the civil wars involving the same child soldiers in Sierra Leone and this is their way to influence our innocent children into destroying our peace and liberty!!!
Pokemon
Michael Vick was an evil immoral wicked person for his cruelty to animals. So how can we let the Pokemons be legal in this great country? Pokemon is nothing more than glorified animal fighting, and is barbaric to the greatest degree. It’s the equivalent of cock fighting, dog fighting, slave battles and is totally inhumane. Are we teaching our children that it is ok to catch wild animals from the wild, lock them up in tiny cages shaped like balls, where they do not get food or their faeces cleaned, and then released with a leash to fight other wild animals or those owned by fellow cruel humans? Is it moral to have a captured porcupine stab a house cat to death? Is it God’s will to have electric eel slaughter cute foxes?
Pokemon is sheer animal cruelty, the animal murder simulators!!!! Also, the Pokemon "evolve". Everyone knows evolution is fake and only God decides which animals to transform or appear. Think of the CHILDREN! They should not be learning about fake facts that the evil scientists are tricking them into, I bet it’s the scientists who invented this Pokemon.
One Piece
One Piece is about a boy who meets pirates, who corrupt him into believing that it is right to plunder innocent people’s properties and lives. He then goes on a journey to cause destruction and death worldwide. Pirates are bloodthirsty, greedy and vile murderers who prowl the sea for innocent victims. This, "One Piece", glorifies that and actively encourages our children to migrate to Somalia and board tanker and cargo ships and slaughter their crew for treasure!! This needs to be banned right now. One Piece also has scenes of animal cruelty, where the characters beat up animals and eat them. This is really cruel and should not be allowed to happen. Us Americans are animal lovers and only eat the meat bought from supermarkets, which do not involve any killing at all. Think of the children!! This One Piece must be all about trying to corrupt our young into leaving home, leaving our great nation, which is full of DEMOCRATIC CONSENSUS PROCESS, to go to other countries which are all 3rd world.
Negima
Negima is about a young satanic sorcerer who seduces slutty under-aged girls into having intercourse with him. Teacher-student relationships are the worst crime ever, and these amoral characters flaunt their under-aged naked bodies around to seduce our reader children. Paedophilia-inducing material like this ought to be burnt! There is also lots of witchcraft practised in this show, and everyone knows witchcraft is Satan worship. Unbelievable, how these yellow humans can defile us with their pornographic cartoons which show underaged girls naked and seducing their teacher. This would never happen in the America!! No teacher would ever touch his/her student. There is no sex in the America, all our nice children practise abstinence until marriage.
See? Anime is corrupt, evil and should be banned and burnt. How can our government allow these vile objects to sully our great nation’s future? It’s time we exercise our rights as citizens and bear arms!!
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Trying too hard.
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I agree with Owen, sadly enough.
Even I agree lol. Didn’t find it funny either. On the way back home on the bus when I was conceiving the idea, it was alright. I blame my unfunny writing, no thanks to hundreds of pages of scientific writing. Also, I don’t really know how to write like a middle-class parent from the bible belt.
Try adding pictures.
Nice idea, but tl;dr. A sentence per series would’ve been enough.
Nice job on increasing the morale of all the anime maniac out there to retaliate.
This writing is just like 9-11 terrorist attack, O-’tj’-sama La-’han’-den!!
Lol!!!
Slow day on the cheese bus? Everyone is picking on Anime and Games. Everyone should really still do things the tried and true way. Watch a few anime’s and play a few games. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it or play it.
You forgot to mention Dragonball.
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I found it funny in hopes that people like ralahinn1 might miss the cheesy satire and have their say.
Take some pointers from The Onion.
weird enough, I find it funny. (or perhaps because I’ve been doing scientific writes, too?) lawl
wow… all hail Riuva!! banned all activities or material of anime throughout the world!!
The main problem is the myth of a middle class parent from a bible belt, which the liberal media has created and into which you bought because you’re gullible. A lot of the above is true, and have you heard about things that are funny because they are true? The brutality of Naruto world is something that needs a serious look at, or a very good laugh. What has happened to those entrails of Haku between the time they fell out of his and hit the ground… in CN broadcast? It’s hilarious in its stupidity and yet too serious.
Haha quite a nice piece, almost reminds me of those Christian websites that review anime and tell people if they are allowed to be watched by Christians.
rofl
I liked Negima alot though!!!! Plus I do have a rather young teacher at my high school who used to be a student there when I started but now teaches. Just awesome.
i loved the naruto part
Wow. Cartoons by Satan Worshippers?
um…..True there are lots of animes out there that are innapropiete for children but thats why they have a higher rating. Why in the world are you just picking on anime though? You can say just about all of that to movies, T.V. shows, bilboards, anything. It’s not the animes fault if the children end up corrupt. Children watch shows with a bit of sexual content sometimes but does that mean they will end up being a rapist? The world today is getting more violence and sex into childrens everydays lives. Open your eyes and see that not all evil lies with anime.
Hahaha amazing, very entertaining. Let me know when uve finished ur next comedy sketch.
Heh heh.
This post kinda sucks.
1.ok… well you see this is where cultural misunderstanding comes in play. In America, when people think of cartoons they almost immediately think of children, since all most all of american cartoons are meant for kids. However in Japan (the country in which anime originated) cartoons have a much wider audience. All of the shows above are meant for young adults…well except pokemon. However I think your looking into it a little too deeply. Most kids who watch that don’t even know what animal fighting is and compared to a lot of AMERICAN cartoons its not that bad. But now im rambling… back to what i was saying. The fact of the matter is that most anime isn’t meant to be watched by children. The fact that it is watched by them is totally different. its kinda like drugs. You cant blame Tylenol because its misused by a bunch of teenagers. Same goes for anime…
2. Saying that all anime are evil is biiiig over generalization. Like I said before there are different anime for different age groups. That not only includes adults but also children. There are anime that potty trains 2 years olds. In fact you can search family friendly anime in google and get a whole list of them. Some such as Animal Crossing (the anim ethe game was based on) is about a girl who decides to move out and make a life on her own. She moves into a town where all the people are animals and she quikly makes many friends.
Another is Aria. The sweet story of a girl who’s training to be a gondola in a replica of Venice on Mars. The entire anime is almost completely pointless and basically shows her making a few friends and the different seasons. However its very relaxing to watch.
3. when these animes were made, they were made by people who have different ideas about god. In case you didn’t know, Japan is all the way on the other side of the world. So obviously there’s going to be some religious differences. However that doesn’t give anyone the right to say that its evil. What one person may think is evil isn’t necessarily evil to another. Therefore it is up to each parent to decide what is ‘evil’ and what isn’t.
4. American cartoons… not only are they drawn terribly but there’s a ton of them that you could probably consider ‘evil’. For example, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. The Story of two kids befriending the grim reaper and keeping him as his pet….now would i rather have my kids battling imaginary animals that don’t even really die or would i rather my kids play pretend with the reaper. hmmm…im not sure that’s a hard decision. Um hello!?! Have you even seen half of the things they put on TV?? Is there much of a difference between your teenager watching a student having a relationship with her teacher and watching a bunch of whores make out with a celebrity???
If anime should be banned from the world then so should all of TV, all books classified as young adult and adult, board games (cuz who wants their kids getting greedy from playing too much monopoly. After all monopolies are illegal), dancing, and to make sure there are no relationships with teachers we mine as well just cancel school too.
lol sry that was really long! but you pinched a nerve there and it really got me going.
“Us Americans are animal lovers and only eat the meat bought from supermarkets, which do not involve any killing at all.” this is from above… now i don’t know about the rest of America but my family and I certainly don’t eat animals alive.
Well… it didn’t come of well satirically. I seriously thought that one was yet another Christian who didn’t know what the hell they were talking about, and I myself am a Christian. Yet… unfortunatly I see these stupid arguements by people. Chronological snobbary, the animal fanatics saying things like police horses are abused because they are used for work, shows what they know about animals. Too many of the arguments aren’t thought out well. Personally, I’ve read Johnathan Swift… I believe that’s his name, Modest Proposal, now that is satire… sorry… but it just didn’t go over well.
anime kicks butt and this makes no sense at all
It is not anime that is evil, but religion. Think about it, religion causes wars, suicides, and is a waste of time. In fact, religion is the #1 cause of homosexual teen suicides. I’d like it if religion just ceased to exist because it makes everyone ignorant.
I lol’d actually. Why? WHY?
Not all anime is evil. What about Chi’s sweet home and Dammeko Dobutsu? look them up. evil much?
Don’t you know about the Japanese culture. You write this and say their culture is evil. Take Naruto for example. Those “demonic beasts” are in their culture. And you’re saying it evil. And they are not children, they are ninja who trained to serve their village.
um you get meat by killing animals which the meat is sent to the supermarket
so kids SHOULD know where their food comes from
i live in the 3rd world and i find this racist
didn’t martin luther king jr stop this madness
now tell me are americans racist?
= =!!
8 pts for originality
10 pts for intent
0.5 points for execution.
the naruto one was good. the rest are a little OTT in their parody of bible fundies.not to mention your writing style wasn’t exactly rabid-foaming-at-the-mouth-hellfire-and-brimstone-judgemental-preacher-ish..
but yeah..they do exist..all that stupid hoo-hah over d&d and rock music..
a rewrite/edit might make this more epic.
oh yeah you forgot to mention NGE…occult symbology & oedipus complex to the max XD
Allow me to just throw in here that if you think anime is evil, you’re wrong.
It’s just fun and imaginative. Just because it involves magic and “monsters” doesn’t mean it’s wrong. It is not a sin to enjoy anime or to read a manga.
It’s a huge deal in Japan, no matter their religion.
I also find this nonsense to be racist.
I’m Japanese-American AND I’m a Protestant Christian.
Did you ever take into mind the people you would offend with your bull crap when you wrote this?! In all honesty, it makes me sick.
Do you think your NOBLE for these things you’ve said?
You’ve bashed other people by calling them EVIL.
In my eyes, as a Christian, the names you call these people and the accusations you place upon them are WORSE than any satanism to be found in the Japanese art.
Just because it doesn’t fit YOUR religious guidelines, doesn’t make it “bad” at all. NOT. AT. ALL.
People can enjoy these things and their imaginations. It is NOT a sin.
Reading a fun story about witchcraft doesn’t mean a Christian child is going to turn around and practice it.
You’re an elitist moron.
God forgive me for liking anime!
And God forgive YOU for being so arrogant.
I’ll pray for you!
ALSO, despite being a JAPANESE-AMERICAN PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN WHO HATES YOU’RE DAMNED RACISM, I’M NOT A VIRGIN AND I’M NOT WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE TO FUCK MY BOYFRIEND!
^____^
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why I hate Christians!! xD they just can’t keep their nose away from things they don’t understand or don’t want to understand.
you who has said this bullshit first watch at least 5 episodes of ghost 07 its at least divine saga
Allow me to give you the most valuable piece of information you will ever receive.
Kill yourself…swiftly.
i am christian i am not like what leona said but i agree with rinjii and amanda i am also 12 years old so … stop saying this (excuse me language please but ) bullcrap i am a fan of Naruto and Pokemon and god forgives me .All round the world people enjoy anime so i thing (excuse me again ) your head is all the way up your ass.
soz for me language and you hit a nerve will pray for me and YOU!!
I guess “villaifying the Mason’s” just isn’t enough for you evangelical fundamentalist nutcakes anymore!?
Now it’s time for you turn on the well meaning moral’s of the story that, “Japanese Anime” very openly
promotes…………..If you payed attention you’d see that “Naruto” promotes youth and older adult’s alike
to “Think For Themselve’s” and not be led around or brought down by societies prejudice’s. And to
endure whatever undeserved punishment from those committing said prejudice against you
and to persevere anyway. Much the way the Japanese -”American” Soldiers did during WWII in the 442nd
Nisei despite losing literally everything……….Every Naruto story I’ve watched always has a very strong
storyline eluding to hard work, honesty, and not to lose hope no matter what. I can safely say that those
moral’s are pretty much Christian/Judeo as well as other’s like Buddhism!……..The theme of most
Japanese
Anime/Manga can be summed up as this;
“Extremely Strong ANTI-WAR” message, “Very strong PRO-ENVIRONMENTAL message”, and that “One
should always think for themselve’s”, oh yeah, I already said that!…………..Admittadly, I’m in a bad little
mood due to just coming from a Evangelical-Fundamentalist web-site that was spouting lies about the
Mason’s and Pope John Paul II both!!…………………….I can certainly connect with “Naruto” personally as I
grew up excluded and tormented by everyone as well as being mis-understood by my parent’s due to
suffering from “Asperger’s Syndrome/Autism”. I’ve managed anyway to keep my sanity and compassion
like Naruto. The theme of constant warfare in Naruto. Is in refernce to how loused up us human being’s
have proved ourselve’s to be and what we’ve done to our earth forever. And that kid’s need to be on their
toes constantly to protect themselve’s from every direction, sometime’s even from their own
community………..Well a Merry Happy Holiday Season to All!!
wow. you are crazy lol. I watch anime and do I show signs of corruption? I don’t think so. I get alot of praise from parents, family member and teachers for how polite and bright I am. I wouldn’t act or think any other way
But thanks for the laugh, it brightened my day lol. I watch all of those shows you mentioned too XD and I absolutely looooooovvvvveeeee them!!!!!
oh, and one thing. I don’t understand for Negima you said that here in America no teacher would ever touch their student. Then why are alot of teachers in jail every year for sexual relatioships with their students? It happens here too you know lol
Dude, can’t i punch you in the face until u die….? I think you’re the one who’s trying to stop ppl from watching Anime with ur mess up/wrong plot, if you hate it so much don’t even think about mention it in the net. Fuck you and Go To Hell.