Otaku are Retarded Sissies who Love to Play with Dolls

Published on March 17, 2009 in Culture. 37 Comments
Reading the title above you might think I’m in no position to say otakus play with dolls are thus are sissies, since I myself own so many figures. But if you’ve been paying attention to the otaku toy market, you’ll probably notice that a few years ago, there were only fixed-pose figurines and mecha, with the occasional action figure of manly heroes. Yet recently, in what was hailed as a technological breakthrough, there are now multiple toy lines featuring moe anime girls as action figures. Now, what would otaku do with girly action figures? Play with them of course!

As if that isn’t bad enough, GSC, spotting the sissy otaku trend, are now releasing freakin’ doll houses for sissy otaku to enjoy playing house in!

As an ex-figure collector (I have stopped buying but I still own them, does that make me an ex?), I never did play with my figurines. I just set them up, took photos, stared a bit, and let them on shelves or back in their boxes. To think of it, it was a real waste of money since you don’t get to have much fun. But at least I didn’t play with dolls and doll houses.

What’s wrong with playing with dolls, you say? It’s fine if you’re 10 years old and female, but not 30 years old and male otaku. Just imagine some fat, rotten-tshirt-wearing, oily otaku grasping a bunch of Sabers and Reis in his hands and making them kiss each other, inside a nice GSC-produced doll house, and you’ll see why this is just wrong.

Thankfully, this is better than carrying body pillows out in public or going swimming with them.

37 Responses to “Otaku are Retarded Sissies who Love to Play with Dolls”

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  • Gundai
    May 28, 2009 at 11:53 am

    fuck you who ever post this your the sissy maybe you got control by women you fuckin sore loser boo

  • Gundai
    May 28, 2009 at 11:55 am

    well actually i meant the one who you found the source from

  • Gundai
    May 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    let me reprehend fuck you riuva asshole bastard

  • Mimi
    May 28, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Ugh, way to set off your fellow otakus’ raging hormones. You clearly took an issue that was insignificant and blew it up, most likely in hopes of gaining unnecessary attention.

    For once, I feel myself leaning towards the unintelligent spewing of Gundai, who trolls my blog as well. :/

  • anon
    May 28, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    “Just imagine some fat, rotten-tshirt-wearing, oily otaku grasping a bunch of Sabers and Reis in his hands and making them kiss each other, inside a nice GSC-produced doll house, and you’ll see why this is just wrong.”

    This can be done with fixed ones aswell, fyi

  • 258358
    May 7, 2011 at 5:30 am

    258358 beers on the wall.

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