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Tripeman Graphical Swarm Beast Manly Attack. Who is the Manlinest of Them All?

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Popularity: 13% [?] Published by tj_han June 30th, 2006 in Culture

Graphs are the new fad, replacing Haruhi, Mai-otome and Fate as the coolest and hippest things to talk about. Using the Poisson distribution, standard deviation, cluster analysis, trigonometrical functions blah blah I forgot my school shit, I hop onto the rumbling bandwagon of retardism.

Y-axis is manliness, X is individuals

This is a technique known as a primitive bar graph, taught to primary 1-2 students. Yet it’s better than most of the other graphs out there since there is actual data representation.

Let’s go on to analyse this admittedly complicated whirlpool of mathematical jargon.

You must understand that penis = manly. With this basic equation in mind, you’ll notice that number > size in terms of manly priority. In other words, 2 penises are better than one big one.

As the master of Heisei Democracy, Shingo is manly. Hung gets all multiply hung for Animenano. And for his School Rumble essays, Swampstorm breaks the manly upper limit too. And I’m manly.

As for other details, we see Stripey and Zyl’s manliness factors merging. Why? They are getting married, that’s why.

Finally, we have Last Exile. Guess how it fares on the manliness index?

And this post is so rubbish, I better add some goodies to counterbalance it.

Berserker n00b owned.

Deflower?

The Rider

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13 Responses to “Tripeman Graphical Swarm Beast Manly Attack. Who is the Manlinest of Them All?”

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1 lolikitsune 21 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 9:17 pm

How many negative penised mangos do I have?
2 tj_han 1442 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 9:40 pm

You’re represented by strawberries.
3 Hazel 15 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:01 pm

My eyes @_@ you have created…the penis porcupine! (and the pictures made my eyes feel much better thank you)
4 Alex 27 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:05 pm

These … tripemen … they have genitals where men were not meant to ken!
5 tj_han 1442 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:15 pm

Yes Hazel, medicine is good. A broken bone comes back stronger. You have survived and levelled up.

I suppose the Tripeman has evolved to Penis Porcupine upon contact with the Exile.
6 Michael 23 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:18 pm

I made the unfortunate mistake of clicking on the genitals picture and ended up with a screenful of them. Thanks for that. I am currently seeking a good therapist.
7 Tsubaki 519 comments Jun 30th, 2006 at 11:06 pm

I LOL-ed hard at this entry.

Man you really need help with your tripod mango fetish. And thank God for the Rider pictures.
8 Randall Fitzgerald 62 comments Jul 1st, 2006 at 12:05 am

I am honored to have been noted on your list of manliness, although, I think JP should lose some points for… you know something. I’ll think of it.

Also, we needs us some more Rider pictures. NSFW Rider pictures. I guess I should handle that side of things.
9 lolikitsune 21 comments Jul 1st, 2006 at 2:39 am

Do the strawberries have penises at least?
10 DrmChsr0 191 comments Jul 1st, 2006 at 3:29 am

Rider is hawt, yes.

But you’re nucking futs.

LOLNESS.
11 Stripey 45 comments Jul 1st, 2006 at 4:20 am

uhh… phallic overload…. fortunately Eureka cosplaying as Rider is therapeutic….

Do not use any < and > for your own sake. It will end the comment there and then. Also, there is an automatic IQ filter which weeds out comments made by those who accidentally got transported from the stone age.

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