No Matter How Bad Your Show is, It’s Great as Long as There is BLUSHING

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Have you ever felt your heart flutter the moment some anime chick has patches of pink on her cheek? Then you are one of the countless victims of the uber-imba gimmick - the blush. Specifically targeted at socially-inept individuals who cannot grasp real-life behavioural clues, the blush tricks these misfits into thinking that they are able to understand the psyche of a girl, particularly whether she’s in love or not.

Sceptical? This is the whole basis that Ichigo Mashimaro, Happiness and Megadere Mamoru are built on. These shows, especially the first two, employ an advanced technique called the "Eternal Blush". No matter what the occasion is, all characters without Y chromosomes will have massive blood accumulation beneath their eyes. And this works completely! While the Ichimaro also has great jokes, Happiness is an example of a show that is completely dependant on the blush. Megadere Mamoru is a good example of an exception - it’s still bullshit even with blushing.

To highlight the power of blushing I bring you these examples. See if you can name the show and girl. I bet you can’t for all.

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37 Responses to “No Matter How Bad Your Show is, It’s Great as Long as There is BLUSHING”  

  1. 1 TedFox 85 comments

    I don’t think 20 is blushing at that exact moment yeah? haha Although I think ep 49 & 50 has plenty of her blushing.

    24. If that’s blushing, what’s turning tomato red and spouting steam through the top of your head

  2. 2 Danny 10 comments

    …the hell? they all look like u photoshopped them…

  3. 3 tj_han 1442 comments

    Because I did? The aim of this experiment is to notice how the addition of pink brings a whole new level of aesthetics.

  4. 4 Kurogane 125 comments

    Dude… at least keep the aspect ratios correct. Some just look FUGLY, like say, 5-8 and 10. Oh well, let me take a jab at it.

    1. Karen, Code Geass
    2. Aisaka Sayo, Negima
    3. Poison Gas, Code Geass
    4. ??
    5. Melissa Mao, FMP
    6. Twincest Yulan (I think), FMP
    7. Too gay to remember.
    8. ??
    9. Robin, Witch Hunter Robin
    10.?? , but it’s Ghibli.
    11. ??
    12. ??
    13. Fuyutsuki, GTO (not sure, but looks Toru Fujisawa)
    14. Girl from Last Exile.
    15. eX-Driver? those look Kosuke Fujishima
    16. ???
    17. Lucy, Elfen Lied
    18. September, Gothloli Failtime Show
    19. ???
    20. Anemone, Eureka 7 (that’s not blushing, you Photoshopper)
    21. Meia(!!), Vandread.
    22. Fake.
    23. Yoko, Inukami
    24. Tenko, Kamisama Kazoku

  5. 5 tj_han 1442 comments

    Kuro has good recognition of artstyles but PHAILS at the older series.

  6. 6 Kurogane 125 comments

    Yeap. I know. I only started serious anime watching back in 2000, so I haven’t watched much of the older series’ esp the Ghibli movies and classics, like Gundam.

  7. 7 hayase

    Is #10 Nausicaa? Just wondering.

  8. 8 Zeroblade 163 comments

    Oh God, I lol’d

  9. 9 tj_han 1442 comments

    I’ll reveal the answers tomorrow. I’m pretty certain nobody can get them all really.

  10. 10 Ookami 3 comments

    Carrying over from Kuro,

    4. Scryed
    8. Planetes
    10. Porco Rosso
    11. Angel, Big O (best guess)
    16. Hitomi, Tenkuu no ESCAFLOWNE
    22, Balalaika, Black Lagoon …. this is SOOOOOOOOO wrong. Kneel (and pleasure me in the ass)!

  11. 11 Shotty 1 comment

    4. Scryed
    8.PLANETES
    16. Escaflowne

  12. 12 tj_han 1442 comments

    11 is wrong.

    And you guys are supposed to give the name as well like Kurogane did.

  13. 13 Hinano 112 comments

    2. Sayo from Negima
    9. Robin, Witch Hunter Robin
    16. Hitomi from Escaflowne
    17. Nana (?) from Elfen Lied
    21. Meia from Vandread
    23. Youko from Inukami
    24. Tenko from Kamisama Kazoku

    the rest i know the show but not the character

  14. 14 AsouKai 85 comments

    The artificial blush looks like crap; not appropriately applied for some pics, obvious oval-shaped blushing has an element of comedy. Some are totally wrong because you didn’t choose good screenshot to use.

    Decent pics: 1, 3, 13, 15, 19 and 24.

    Melissa Mao’s pic is missing something, probably would be good with a tagline.

  15. 15 tj_han 1442 comments

    LOL PWNED because 24 is a raw picture! Anyway these aren’t pieces of art. I did it in 5 minutes in total. And i randomly grabbed episodes, scanned through it for a face shot of a random chick. But yeah, the first one of Karen was my experimental piece where I tried different colours and brushes.

    And has nobody been able to guess who and where number 11 is from? or 12 for that matter.

  16. 16 freakcan 1 comment

    Here’s my guesses:
    7. Isn’t that a dude?!
    10. Looks like something from Miyazaki. Maybe Castle in the Sky or something else I haven’t seen.
    11. Juko(?) from Sunabouzo.
    16. Hitomi from Escaflowne.
    17. Nyuu from Elfen Lied.
    21. Meia from Vandread.

    There’s so many shows I’ve haven’t seen T.T .

  17. 17 DiGiKerot 57 comments

    7 is Fee from Planetes.
    8 is Ai from Planetes.
    10 is Fio from Porco Rosso.

    I can’t be bothered to figure out which other numbers people haven’t got yet, but I probably don’t know them anyway (though 11 is driving me mad).

  18. 18 Milosh 4 comments

    11. Layla Yuki from Black Heaven (Kacho ohji)

  19. 19 DiGiKerot 57 comments

    GOD DAMMIT!

    I should have know number 11…

  20. 20 Retsgip 2 comments

    Is 12 the lady that lives with Harima in School Rumble?

    I actually thought some of the blushes DID in fact add a different feeling than what normally would be portrayed. It’s actually kind of funny to think how a blush can change practically everything that we think might be going through the character’s head, or their intentions. Interesting if you ask me.

  21. 21 Lenners 32 comments

    9. Robin from Witch Hunter Robin
    10. The female from Porco Rosso
    14. Last Exile o_0?
    16. Hitomi from Escaflowne
    17. Nuuu from Elfen Lied
    18. Gunslinger girl because it’s a girl with a gun XD

    Some of the blushes seem quite.. unnatural o_0

  22. 22 Momotato 3 comments

    12 is Asagiri Junko from Sunabouzu.

  23. 23 Hai 1 comment

    1.Code Geass
    2.Negima
    3.Code Geass
    4.Scryed
    5.FMP
    6.FMP
    7.?
    8.?
    9.Witch Hunter Robin
    10.?
    11.?
    12.?
    13.?
    14.Last Exile
    15.?
    16.WTF…?
    17.Elfen Lied
    18.Coyote Ragtime Show
    19.Cant believe I forgot this one.
    20.Eureka 7
    21.Vandread
    22.Black Lagoon
    23.Inukami
    24.Kamisama Kazoku

  24. 24 Lux 5 comments

    4. Xeres Adjani (s-CRY-ed)
    14. Tatiana Wisla (Last EXILE)

  25. 25 Momotato 3 comments

    Complete?

    1. Kallen, Code Geass
    2. Sayo, Negima!?
    3. C.C., Code Geass
    4. Sherrice, Scryed
    5. Mao, FMP
    6. Yu Lan, FMP
    7. Fee, Planetes
    8. Ai, Planetes
    9. Robin, Witch Hunter Robin
    10. Fio, Porco Rosso
    11. Layla, Black Heaven
    12. Junko, Sunabouzu
    13. Sakura, TOKKO
    14. Tatiana, Last Exile
    15. Lisa, ex-Driver
    16. Hitomi, Escaflowne
    17. Lucy, Elfen Lied
    18. September, Coyote Ragtime Show
    19. Kanashi, Soreyuke! Gedou Otometai (Akahori Gedou Hour Lovege)
    20. Anemone, Eureka 7
    21. Meia, Vandread
    22. Balalaika, Black Lagoon
    23. Youko, Inukami
    24. Tenko, Kamisama Kazoku

  26. 26 Matte 18 comments

    I lol’d when I realized most of them were photoshopped. ;P

  27. 27 tj_han 1442 comments

    Milosh did well to realise that that chick is Layla from Black Heaven. Momotato seems to have gotten all correct. He wins this game! Did you actually watch all the shows or did you research them?

  28. 28 Ookami 3 comments

    Momotato? as in http://www.momotato.com/

    He’s probably seen them all. He hasn’t blog for a looooooooooooooooong while though.

  29. 29 Momotato 3 comments

    Yay. I watch(ed) them all. But a couple of them, only one or two episodes.

    19 was the one that gave me trouble. I watched all of Akahori, but not for the Gedou Otometai segments… so I had to do a little surfing to jog my memory.

  30. 30 omo 137 comments

    Momotato is the daioh of crappy anime! bonzai!

  31. 31 tj_han 1442 comments

    Bonzai? The minature tree? Or do you mean banzai?

    1. Kallen, Code Geass - everyone should know this
    2. Sayo, Negima!? - if you can remember this minor character’s name, you are nerd
    3. C.C., Code Geass - Poison Gas
    4. Sherrice, Scryed - Various romanisations. But the only looker in Scryed.
    5. Mao, FMP - everyone should know this.
    6. Yu Lan, FMP - Trickier, but still.
    7. Fee, Planetes - Most people don’t know Planetes surprisingly. It’s one of the best anime ever.
    8. Ai, Planetes - Ditto.
    9. Robin, Witch Hunter Robin - Eponymous.
    10. Fio, Porco Rosso - 91 or so’s Miyazaki film.
    11. Layla, Black Heaven - Hard rock saves the universe. Thought most people wouldn’t know this.
    12. Junko, Sunabouzu - Awesome recent show (2004) that wasn’t popular due to licensing early.
    13. Sakura, TOKKO - crap show.
    14. Tatiana, Last Exile - Godly.
    15. Lisa, ex-Driver - Fujishima Kousuke of AMG and Sakura Wars and YUA.
    16. Hitomi, Escaflowne - Another sunrise classic of the 90s.
    17. Lucy, Elfen Lied - The horns give the game away.
    18. September, Coyote Ragtime Show - Just refer to my earlier post on CRS’s 12 sisters.
    19. Kanashi, Soreyuke! Gedou Otometai (Akahori Gedou Hour Lovege) - tricky one, because the show is shit. Or rather, half the show (the Gedou section).
    20. Anemone, Eureka 7 - everyone should know this.
    21. Meia, Vandread - everyone should know this, an early GONZO work.
    22. Balalaika, Black Lagoon - everyone should know this.
    23. Youko, Inukami - despite the slow subs, everyone should know this.
    24. Tenko, Kamisama Kazoku - ditto.

    I counted only 3 pictures that were more obscure - Junko, Layla and Kanashi.

  32. 32 AsouKai 85 comments

    Lol, just stating that you didn’t photoshop 24 = you are really terrible at photoshop.

    Thanks for proving my point.

  33. 33 Tess 16 comments

    WTF is wrong with you. XD Some of the photoshops are so creepy!

    But I agree with blushing. I draw all the time, and I feel like my pictures lack if my girls aren’t blushing. So I really understand the artists who bring us series like Happiness and why they need to add in blushing for each character all the time (female that is). I’d do the same afteral.

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