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Popularity: 9% [?] Published by tj_han July 8th, 2007 in Culture

The headloli of Animeblogger.net, Maestro, has finally realised that no site is complete without a mascot and hence is looking for one. He has started a contest, which promises kind-of attractive prizes for the participants. The catch is, he set out a few guidelines which we have to abide by. But that’s ok because through my artistic wizardry, I have come up with the perfect character which he will surely love dearly.

First, let’s take a look at the guidelines for the mascot.

A cute, young adolescent female character.
Neutral hair color (brown, black, blond).
Their outfit should include the letters AB on it visibly using Georgia as the font, with weight bold.
Digitally colored.

Taking into account all of the above, we here at the Research Institute for Unicultural Visual Arts (specialising in the beauty of visuals of course) present…

Poly-penile Oranger!!!!!!!!!!!! The O-word is pronounced "Orange Girl". Since the full name is a bit too long, she has kindly agreed to be called "PPO" or "Pippo". Or just "Polly". Pippo fits all the above criteria, and even aces the aesthetics test with flying colours. Not only is she pretty, but also functional. Standard lolis can’t do shit except act cute, but our Pippo is a capable fruit in her own right.

"Call me Pippo" X3

With her long flowing mane of brown penises, Pippo is a young orange not yet fully ripe, like what Maestro requested. She hails from Florida of course, where high quality oranges come from. How can we tell she’s female, you ask? That’s cos she has long hair duh!! And a cute wink on top of that :3 smile.

I got my inspiration from Sousei no Aquarion, the great anime featuring the god of the Sun, Apollo. Doesn’t Pippo/Polly remind you of the Sun, with her bright orange skintone and her outward-shining rays of penises? Of course, there’s also some influence from contemporary moe anime like Lucky Star, where the characters have similarly cute faces :3.

So, Maestro, when’s the cheque arriving?

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25 Responses to “AnimeBlogger.Net’s Mascot Contest. I Am Joining with this Entry!!”

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1 Lupus 67 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

Um… that’s… like something out of a nightmare… that Cthulu would have.

I’m now officially very scared of TJ.
2 DrmChsr0 191 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

I can imagine Maestro’s response…

Maes: REJECTED *trashes tj’s entry
3 kristalyamaki 7 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

I’m speechless. First a mango, now an orange… /swt

A really nice attempt for a joke, but it’s not funny. It’s scary, btw.
4 hayase Jul 8th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

Your mascot scares me LOL
5 JS 82 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 7:08 pm

You just left me absolutely nothing to say…
6 Ern 1 comment Jul 8th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

It’s not ugly, it’s fucking disgusting.
7 Aesir 12 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 7:37 pm

this is just..wrong on so many levels..
8 tj_han 1442 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 7:49 pm

Lol. It’s quite interesting to see the responses. Why?

When I first introduced Tripeman as a mascot, the reaction was quite different. I’m thinking this reflects the change in demographics of this blog’s readership. There are a lot more girls here now, whereas in the past there were guys with high affinity for toilet humour.
9 Kouji 49 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 8:14 pm

The reason why Tripeman looks okay is cause he looks like a guy whereas this orange dudette is a girl. With more penises than Tripeman. And her penises are deformed.
10 Lss 4 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

funny yes but you wont cant me wearing that on a t-shirt.

hence fail.
11 Hinano 112 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 8:36 pm

You know I could enter and probably blow away the competition the problem I have is they want MINIMUM 3600 pix…I think my photoshop will crash at that resolution O_O
12 Mitsuki_Hayase 336 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 9:02 pm

HAHAHAHA YOU ASKED FOR IT MAN. YOU DESERVE THIS RESPONSE TRIPENILE FREAK HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13 Seth 78 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 9:48 pm

HOT.
14 Kabitzin 94 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

I bet her blood type is O, for outstanding. The blushing cheeks were a nice touch. What do you win?

* Minimum 300dpi
* Canvas size minimum 12″x12″ (3600px x 3600px at 300dpi)
* PNG format

ZOMG, so this sounds like you will need to be a pro to really enter… I can understand the decision, though, since that is definitely print quality.
15 moyism 22 comments Jul 8th, 2007 at 11:46 pm

….

Definitely something I should not look at first thing in the morning when I get up. This is (unfortunately) going to be stuck in the back of my mind for the whole day -_-
16 tiny Red Man 149 comments Jul 9th, 2007 at 12:22 am

lol..cute…

“Pippo is a young orange not yet fully ripe”..yet she can blush so nicely!! XD

And why poly-penile oranger? how bout multi-penile oranger? i realise she looks like a sun!! yap..it owns. nice!!
17 Marmot 18 comments Jul 9th, 2007 at 3:54 am

I LOL’D.
18 Zeroblade 163 comments Jul 9th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

Oh God, my eyes. I pray someone sends something better to that contest, lest we be stuck with… that.
19 Kabitzin 94 comments Jul 9th, 2007 at 10:10 pm

If no one else submits, do you get all three prizes?
20 Beowulf Lee 29 comments Jul 10th, 2007 at 1:44 am

I’d tap that.
21 Ashram 29 comments Jul 10th, 2007 at 10:51 am

Uh, I think you’re playing a different version of Katamari Damacy than the rest of us…!! You should submit it just to get a reaction~ ^_^;
22 Kinslayer 20 comments Jul 10th, 2007 at 5:49 pm

tj mind is more complex than we think…Beware…
23 Danny Choo 24 comments Jul 13th, 2007 at 11:48 pm

Looks fantastic.
24 exalt dragon 163 comments Jul 14th, 2007 at 12:11 am

AB.net scrawled across the forehead: banzai!!

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