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Unveiling the New Team of Riuva Mascots!

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Popularity: 18% [?] Published by tj_han August 28th, 2007 in Administrative

The time has come to unleash the Riuva Mascot Team! Led by the virtuous Tri-Penile Mango Man (Tripeman), this elite team of ripened floral ovaries shall take the animeblogging world by storm.

Each of these new mascots represent one new Riuvasian. I came up with the fruits via a very fair and democractic method - a simple question to each of them, "What’s your favourite fruit?" Check out the wonderful results and admire the heavenly aesthetics of these characters!!

BOomerang BAnana with FAt Penis (Boba Fap)
This banana is the avatar of Ascaloth. It has a singular thick appendage which doubles up as a long-range howitzer, and for medium range combat, it can throw itself at the enemy as a boomerang. When aerially launched, the penis detaches to improve aerodynamic flow.

MAle Genital-Isomorphological Cherry twinS (Magics)
Representative of Crest, who is famed for very long and detailed posts, Magics is basically a duo of cherries with a stalk. It represents how Crest has a strong backbone and so much intelligence that he requires two heads.

Ovary-packed Double-bladEd muScular StArfruit (Odessa)
Anyone who has seen Hynavian in real life would immediately associate her with Undine, no. 11 of Claymore. The eyes, muscles and two large blades she carries to Arts lectures bears such an uncanny resemblance to the now-deceased Claymore heroine. I wonder if you guys have seen a starfruit in real life?

Weeping Emo Apple BOy (Weabo)
Weabo is Kokanaden’s avatar. Do not let the name deceive you, Weabo is not Weaboo at all. He is just weepy and emo. I think he said "orange" as his favourite fruit but somehow I misheard it as apple. But who cares!!

Trolling Strongly Durian Of Spikes (Tos-Dos)
Durians are whiteboys’ worst enemy, when they come to Asian countries. LianYL is whiteboys’ worst enemy online.

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30 Responses to “Unveiling the New Team of Riuva Mascots!”

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1 Kurogane 125 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 8:06 pm

I’m speechless… truly.
2 DrmChsr0 191 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

LAWL
3 jinyamato 110 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

i’m…… wth…..no comments………
4 TheBigN 75 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

These seem lacking in creativity~
5 Kabitzin 94 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

You couldn’t find any bipeniles?
6 Crest 99 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

Hey give him some credit. although I am close to speechless…
7 Hinano 112 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

How did I guess they’d all have a cock sticking out somewhere :p
8 edogawaconan 42 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 9:42 pm

LOL
9 Xak 72 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

the durian looks like a virus…
10 double 115 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:01 pm

RIUVA sure is fruitty now. LAWL
11 kokanaden 336 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:15 pm

I mean, I was hugely impressed with mine until I realised it wasn’t an orange as requested. WTF.

A food science fella being unable to distinguish between an orange and an apple. And I’m still searching for inspiration for my first post.
12 Ascaloth 202 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

No comment…
13 Hynavian 34 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:28 pm

I’ll throw the 2 blades at boss the next time I see him
14 Zer0 135 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:30 pm

Yellow Car is the Race Car of the Big Tree
15 Akai 4 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:59 pm

Nice to meet you again, Crest.
@tj_han: Just outdid yourself again. Lulz
16 Xak 72 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 10:59 pm

@kok

write about the differences between oranges and apples and analyse the deeper meaning behind tj’s mistake…
17 Melonpan 20 comments Aug 28th, 2007 at 11:57 pm

Need moaaar Lian Konata YL!
18 kokanaden 336 comments Aug 29th, 2007 at 2:43 am

@Xak What deeper meaning? I fail to grasp the significance of it.
19 Aheda 9 comments Aug 29th, 2007 at 2:45 am

I pity Ascaloth…
Aerodynamics or not.. detaching his penis on occasion cannot possibly be a good thing.
20 Elydis 32 comments Aug 29th, 2007 at 10:47 am

How subtle Crest how subtle. I must say all the mascots stick out like a… sore thumb hope they stand up to the occasion.
21 Impz 41 comments Aug 29th, 2007 at 6:20 pm

Yet another case of too many pegs and no holes to fit it in.

The sadness of anime blogging.
22 LianYL 785 comments Aug 29th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

I guess after your press debut, many have rushed to live on your block?
23 Seth 78 comments Aug 30th, 2007 at 10:47 am

I had to lookup what a durian was. I thought it was some kind of mecha.
24 leefe 120 comments Aug 30th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

Durian gundam? that’ll be awesome =D
25 Zerogundamw 82 comments Aug 30th, 2007 at 10:44 pm

each thorns of the durian can become a mini drill….
drill is romance…
26 Elydis 32 comments Aug 31st, 2007 at 12:32 am

@zerogundamw
Yup drills is a guy thing

quote lucky star
27 zhona 10 comments Aug 31st, 2007 at 10:39 am

Durian Lagann… Spin on!
28 Tsubaki 519 comments Sep 1st, 2007 at 2:26 am

I notice they only have 1 penis. SUCH UNFAIRNESS.

Do not use any < and > for your own sake. It will end the comment there and then. Also, there is an automatic IQ filter which weeds out comments made by those who accidentally got transported from the stone age.

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