Unveiling the New Team of Riuva Mascots!
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Loading ...The time has come to unleash the Riuva Mascot Team! Led by the virtuous Tri-Penile Mango Man (Tripeman), this elite team of ripened floral ovaries shall take the animeblogging world by storm.
Each of these new mascots represent one new Riuvasian. I came up with the fruits via a very fair and democractic method - a simple question to each of them, "What’s your favourite fruit?" Check out the wonderful results and admire the heavenly aesthetics of these characters!!
BOomerang BAnana with FAt Penis (Boba Fap)
This banana is the avatar of Ascaloth. It has a singular thick appendage which doubles up as a long-range howitzer, and for medium range combat, it can throw itself at the enemy as a boomerang. When aerially launched, the penis detaches to improve aerodynamic flow.
MAle Genital-Isomorphological Cherry twinS (Magics)
Representative of Crest, who is famed for very long and detailed posts, Magics is basically a duo of cherries with a stalk. It represents how Crest has a strong backbone and so much intelligence that he requires two heads.
Ovary-packed Double-bladEd muScular StArfruit (Odessa)
Anyone who has seen Hynavian in real life would immediately associate her with Undine, no. 11 of Claymore. The eyes, muscles and two large blades she carries to Arts lectures bears such an uncanny resemblance to the now-deceased Claymore heroine. I wonder if you guys have seen a starfruit in real life?
Weeping Emo Apple BOy (Weabo)
Weabo is Kokanaden’s avatar. Do not let the name deceive you, Weabo is not Weaboo at all. He is just weepy and emo. I think he said "orange" as his favourite fruit but somehow I misheard it as apple. But who cares!!
Trolling Strongly Durian Of Spikes (Tos-Dos)
Durians are whiteboys’ worst enemy, when they come to Asian countries. LianYL is whiteboys’ worst enemy online.
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I’m speechless… truly.
LAWL
i’m…… wth…..no comments………
These seem lacking in creativity~
You couldn’t find any bipeniles?
Hey give him some credit. although I am close to speechless…
How did I guess they’d all have a cock sticking out somewhere :p
LOL
the durian looks like a virus…
RIUVA sure is fruitty now. LAWL
I mean, I was hugely impressed with mine until I realised it wasn’t an orange as requested. WTF.
A food science fella being unable to distinguish between an orange and an apple. And I’m still searching for inspiration for my first post.
No comment…
I’ll throw the 2 blades at boss the next time I see him
Yellow Car is the Race Car of the Big Tree
Nice to meet you again, Crest.
@tj_han: Just outdid yourself again. Lulz
@kok
write about the differences between oranges and apples and analyse the deeper meaning behind tj’s mistake…
Need moaaar Lian Konata YL!
@Xak What deeper meaning? I fail to grasp the significance of it.
I pity Ascaloth…
Aerodynamics or not.. detaching his penis on occasion cannot possibly be a good thing.
How subtle Crest how subtle. I must say all the mascots stick out like a… sore thumb hope they stand up to the occasion.
Yet another case of too many pegs and no holes to fit it in.
The sadness of anime blogging.
I guess after your press debut, many have rushed to live on your block?
I had to lookup what a durian was. I thought it was some kind of mecha.
Durian gundam? that’ll be awesome =D
each thorns of the durian can become a mini drill….
drill is romance…
@zerogundamw
Yup drills is a guy thing
quote lucky star
Durian Lagann… Spin on!
I notice they only have 1 penis. SUCH UNFAIRNESS.