Find Out What Gundam You are! When it comes to Chasing Girls…
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Loading ...Me: "Yes, so at the moment I’m like Optimus Prime opening up my chest cavity to show off the Matrix right in front of Megatron."
Zer0: "So it’s a ruse to lure Megatron in. I’m like Strike Freedom, I can lock-on to multiple targets at once."
Ok so this was an abridged version. But you get the idea. I have come up with a nice list of Gundam personality types when it comes to romance. Read on! It make perfect sense if you replace the word Gundam with "guy" in the subsequent text. Do read between the lines and find out which Gundam you are.
Strike Freedom
Able to lock on to multiple targets at will with equal and uncanny precision and engage each one with a separate dragoon laser pod, the Strike Freedom Gundam appears to be unrivalled. Its nuclear reactor also keeps it going forever. But other Gundams will hate you.
Exia
Excels in close combat with a variety of melee weaponry and tricks which can only be applied most effectively in a one on one situation. Lacking much armour aside from the optional shield, this Gundam has a quick mind, reflexes and agility to dodge incoming fire. Quite useless in a group battle, where his self-centeredness could prove detrimental to teamwork.
OK, I think I’m being too abstract here. Henceforth, I’ll just be direct.
Wing Zero Custom
Has an extremely large anaconda for a penis. But can only fire a couple of times.
Aegis Gundam
Clingy. Appears to be a normal Gundam at first, but suddenly transforms into a grappling Mobile Armour with 4 hooks and clings on till self-destruction.
Zaku
Seemingly ungainly, bald and pudgy, the Zaku is deceptively reliable and after all the targets tire of or run out of the flashier Gundams, they may turn to the Zakus for a more reliable ride. Also comes in many varieties, such as Zaku II, Zaku Custom, Sniper Zaku, Pink Singing Zaku, Gunner Zaku Wizard etc etc. But generally cannon fodder.
GM
Cannon fodder. Nobody likes you except for the really desperate ones.
Destiny Gundam
With its wings of light, which seemingly serves no purpose other than to look flashy, the Destiny Gundam is one who has lots of hype and nothing to show for it. Maybe he drive his daddy’s Ferrari.
Blitz Gundam
The invisible one, black and full of stealth. You can’t see him coming and he will steal your money along with your heart.
Hyakushiki
Hyakushiki is the Gundam who goes to the jewellers’, buys lots of bling bling, then heads to the sex shop and buys a 15 inch dildo. But fails to find any chicks.
Strike Rouge
Its pink colouring attracts the girls to ride it. But other Gundams think it is gay.
RX 78
Old man with lots of experience. Now looks very ugly and wrinkled. Old women may fancy you, as does the occasional fetishist.
Ez-8
Tough, reliable and down-to-earth Gundam who isn’t afraid to sacrifice himself for the mission.
Deathscythe Hell
Wears a batty cape and runs around with a scythe, thinking he is very cool. Cosplay chicks dig him.
Virtue Gundam
Very fat tub of lard with hidden surprises. Also has large dick and balls.
God Gundam
Noisy MCP. Loves giving the Finger to others.
Kampfer
Prepares a lot in advance, plans well ahead before a date. But during the date itself, other Gundams appear and destroy it easily.
Dynames
Specialises in long distance battles. Is your girlfriend in the states? Impz of THAT is Dynames.
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So . . . Gundam SEED is basically Alfie, and The 08th MS Team is a realistic romance?
I’ve always liked Stella’s ZGMF-X88S Gaia. I suppose the joke practically writes itself.
How about the X1-Destroy,
You are large and intimidating with an arsenal that can take out many of the ‘easier’ women, but fails miserably when faced with ‘quality’ ones…
I’m a GP-03 Dendrobium. I have an I-field that counters all PMS attacks, a large arsenal of weapons like missile pods, giant beam saber with a claw to grab women with and best of all….my extremely, humongous cannon. And that I don’t have to go into detail.
Virtue is a butch with a strapped on dildo
I’m the RX-78 NT-1:
Pretty, with armor that comes off easily, and most importantly, a female who can fight off a crazy drunk but is easily taken down by loveable losers.
…hrm. That sounds completely… sketchy.
Oh well.
Some more for the list (including general MS, since, while the title says Gundam…some of those aren’t)
Ball - …OK, let’s not dance around the matter. One shot and you’re done.
Mandala Gundam - For the most part, you’re quiet and introverted. It’s only when you’re up against a challenge that you really come alive. …and damned if you aren’t handy with sharp things, but hopefully you don’t use those often.
Turn A Gundam [If I had to match any one of these to myself, it’d be this] - You can never seem to figure out how you succeed…
Nor do you have any idea how to actually ensure successes at the right time…
But still, when you do succeed, it’s usually done well enough to make it worth working through the misses (…not THOSE kinds of misses, ya perverts)
Turn X Gundam - See roughly the Turn A description. Now add a generous helping of rage and the unique ability to dislocate limbs.
FAZZ - You never do ANYTHING small. Body, performance, you aim for overkill in almost every regard.
…naturally, this makes finding those that can keep up a bit of a challenge.
Bollinoak Sammahn - You’re not much good with direct contact. Fortunately, you have a gift for watching from a distance. Those bushes outside your neighbor’s house are like a second home.
Saviour Gundam - Can do a lot of nice tricks on its own. Then when it comes to game time…
…I believe the description here is ‘dead in the water’
G-Saviour - Well, I suppose there’s no nice way to say this.
You know those stories of people who’ll wake up after a night of drunken sex…roll over, and then see something that fills them full of so much regret they immediately blot it from their memories?
Sorry dude…you’re that something.
Adding two more…
Shiranui Akatsuki - You’re a golden boy, full of bling and cash. You’re nice and golden, making you outstanding, unfortunately also to pickpockets and muggers. Avoid dark alleys and China at all costs.
Heinze Winterfluss Orange Gouf custom - Prospects are bleak, you’ll probably get killed by a laser blade to the back on your first date.
More of my own…
Strike Dagger - most women can easily see you for what you are….a wannabe and cannon fodder.
Cerberus BuCUE Hound - lets face it, you’re an animal, you don’t need dates, sweet talking or even large amounts of alcohol, you just need to take them by surprise when they’re down. You also like to do your thing in packs.
Raider Gundam - you’re a weird one, your penis can be best described as a pea-shooter and you only have a single large testicle, the latter could probably kill someone as you like to swing it around.
Stargazer - you are never meant to go after women or even men for that matter, you were born to suffer loneliness as you travel around searching for the thing that you seek.
ROFLMAO
I guess that makes me a Zaku.
Hey, you said something in an earlier blog about seeing Tokyo Majin season 2 episode 9. Where did you find it and was it subbed? Please write back!
If i may,it`s not a gundam but …
The Ball - no one cares,little and ugly,generaly come in packs,get`s destroied easy,but certain times his fire can one hit kill.
Unfortunately I am probably a GM.